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Feb 18, 2015 23:08:10 GMT
Post by LemonSloth on Feb 18, 2015 23:08:10 GMT
"Me'sa called Jar Jar Binks! Me'sa your humble servant!"
Words to make even the hardest heart quake.
Also, bollockfaced shitnubbins.
Has a pleasant ring to it.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:15:27 GMT
Post by BodyShot on Feb 18, 2015 23:15:27 GMT
Eat shit and die funk tard.
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Post by Bozza on Feb 18, 2015 23:29:10 GMT
"Me'sa called Jar Jar Binks! Me'sa your humble servant!" Words to make even the hardest heart quake. Also, bollockfaced shitnubbins. Has a pleasant ring to it. My girlfriend hates the world ringpiece. Makes her quiver and go funny.
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Feb 19, 2015 9:07:28 GMT
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Post by funnybadger on Feb 19, 2015 9:07:28 GMT
My x wife felt the same way about the phrase soggy pocket, you would be amazed how often that crops up in conversation Clunge sponge was another phrase that she hated, couldn't begin to figure out why though ...
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Post by Bozza on Feb 19, 2015 10:23:17 GMT
I've been abroad so long that I don't know these expressions at all. I really feel I am being left out. I got the Das Krapital Roger's Profanisaurus app to keep up with the times!
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Post by wildlings on Feb 19, 2015 12:37:08 GMT
I enjoyed this far too much at school
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Feb 19, 2015 13:10:10 GMT
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Post by funnybadger on Feb 19, 2015 13:10:10 GMT
I enjoyed this far too much at school I'm not sure I remember that part lol
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Feb 19, 2015 17:47:28 GMT
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Post by Hannibal on Feb 19, 2015 17:47:28 GMT
My x wife felt the same way about the phrase soggy pocket, you would be amazed how often that crops up in conversation Clunge sponge was another phrase that she hated, couldn't begin to figure out why though ... Stench trench Hairy bacon
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Feb 19, 2015 17:55:52 GMT
Post by Bozza on Feb 19, 2015 17:55:52 GMT
The tuna coast was my favourite. And wizard's sleeve is a classic.
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Post by Bozza on Feb 19, 2015 18:02:42 GMT
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Post by Hannibal on Feb 19, 2015 18:10:59 GMT
Two can Van Dam was always a fucking classic!!
Speaking of Wizards sleeve, there was also "otters pocket" and "fucking the night" as euphemisms for a frothing gash and gaping vaj respectively
Now, on to cock terms
Trouser trumpet, one eyed trouser trout, single barrel pump action....
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Feb 19, 2015 18:17:36 GMT
Post by Bozza on Feb 19, 2015 18:17:36 GMT
We'll end the vaj words with a little song by the Naughty Hedgehogs dedicated to the axe wound. (I'm always late with these things - so you've probably seen it).
And I might as well add this while I am on it...
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Feb 19, 2015 20:58:07 GMT
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Post by thefishofdoom on Feb 19, 2015 20:58:07 GMT
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Feb 19, 2015 21:08:35 GMT
Post by Hannibal on Feb 19, 2015 21:08:35 GMT
Time for the big guns....
And the song that nearly made me crash my car laughing when I heard it on Liquid metal
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Feb 19, 2015 21:10:24 GMT
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Post by funnybadger on Feb 19, 2015 21:10:24 GMT
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