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Post by Bozza on Feb 20, 2015 7:13:25 GMT
"Hey Bubba...why not open the door and see what the noise is? Maybe they will stop if they see you" Conrad assumes "batter up" position and readies himself Bubba nods his head and lumbers over to the door. OoC: How do I check if I bust the door open.
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Post by LemonSloth on Feb 20, 2015 7:57:16 GMT
Rolando says 'come on bro, that dude had a pineapple up his ass, who the fuck knows what's out there'. "That's the last bloody time I do that!" Susan grumbles. Susan starts rummaging around the broken bed looking for any splinters of wood, metal screws or bits of spring that the others might have discarded.
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Post by thefishofdoom on Feb 20, 2015 8:21:42 GMT
Smiling Jack stares intensely (and conspicuously) at Rolando after his conversation with friend Conrad. [Conrad is MY friend!], he thinks, and resolves to watch this one carefully in the future.
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Post by BodyShot on Feb 20, 2015 13:09:12 GMT
Smiling Jack stares intensely (and conspicuously) at Rolando after his conversation with friend Conrad. [Conrad is MY friend!], he thinks, and resolves to watch this one carefully in the future. Rolando looks at smiling jack an says, 'we all need as many friends and weapons as we can get our hands on right now. Say didnt this prison have a guard tower or something, i bet they got a gun in there'.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 20, 2015 13:22:29 GMT
Rolando says 'come on bro, that dude had a pineapple up his ass, who the fuck knows what's out there'. "That's the last bloody time I do that!" Susan grumbles. Susan starts rummaging around the broken bed looking for any splinters of wood, metal screws or bits of spring that the others might have discarded. Susan retrieves 2 bendy metal springs (can't be used as weapons unless crafted) and a long metal screw (+2 damage)
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 20, 2015 13:42:18 GMT
"Hey Bubba...why not open the door and see what the noise is? Maybe they will stop if they see you" Conrad assumes "batter up" position and readies himself Bubba nods his head and lumbers over to the door. OoC: How do I check if I bust the door open. XP gained this round: Conrad - 10 XP for breaking the bed. Solomon -5 XP for finding the toilet screw. (If you reach 75 XP total then you get 1 stat point to spend) Bubbba pushes the door open easily (no strength check for this door needed). For a moment you are all blinded. When your eyes adjust you see a 3 foot tall man holding a butter-knife bowled backwards and trying to get up, just outside the arc of the door. A few feet behind him are a eight 3 foot tall men and women all dressed in lederhosen and clogs. One holding a pitchfork and yelling at you while the others are sobbing. "First you kill her and then your friend steals my brother away!" You can see to the right of the cell door are the legs of a woman, the upper half of her body are buried under the detached cell you stand in. A pool of blood gather around the body.
Behind the 3 foot people are 4 child size, tudor style houses (strength difficulty 15) and behind that a large, regular human sized, forest to the north. The floor where outside the cell is bricked in two colours, red and yellow, forming a spiral that leads off into a red bricked road heading east and an overgrown yellow bricked road headed west.
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Post by thefishofdoom on Feb 20, 2015 13:56:04 GMT
Smiling Jack walks over to the buried corpse and takes a bite out one of the legs.
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Post by Bozza on Feb 20, 2015 15:38:36 GMT
"Children" Bubba shrieks with delight. And then tries to break the door apart.
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Post by LemonSloth on Feb 20, 2015 15:52:59 GMT
Susan pockets the springs while he thinks about what to do with them. He's sure he can forge a kind of whip if he could tear off the sleeves of his prison jump suit but suspects he doesn't have the time. He makes a fist with his right hand and slips the long metal screw between his first and second finger. The principle being that if he has to punch someone, he can stab them at the same time. And hopefully take an eye out in the process. "Hold on a second now folks!" Susan calls out, bringing in his famous charisma. "What exactly is happening here?" [OOC Note: I want to use my charisma to try and get the little folk talking to use before we're all lynched. Or at least try. ...Aaaaand I roll a magnificent, terrifying, powerful...7. Balls.] invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4782420/
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Post by Hannibal on Feb 20, 2015 16:04:55 GMT
Conrad glances around at what looks like a fun size buffet.
"Where the FUCK are we??"
Yet they stir some lost memory within...childhood, perhaps? No matter, that will come in time. I take a swing with my pipe at the nearest one - the one with the knife - and smash him in the kneecaps. As he drops down I use the butt and axehandle him on the back of the head, knocking him cold.
"If ANY of you little shits so much as take one step towards me I will smash his skull inl...drop your fucking weapons or he dies - NOW!!!"
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Post by thefishofdoom on Feb 20, 2015 16:10:32 GMT
Smiling Jack continues gnawing at the leg, tearing it free and keeping it for later use.
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Post by wildlings on Feb 20, 2015 16:11:02 GMT
Solomon takes out his long screw and points it towards the sky, shouting manically and seemingly enjoying Conrad's threats very much, then adds: "HOW dare YOU talk to ME like this? For the sake of all demons in hell, drop your pathetic weapons now and threaten us no more!" *charisma check 13 invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4782424/ *
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Post by Bozza on Feb 20, 2015 17:12:43 GMT
OoC: Apua! (Help!) How do I see if I break the door apart? Strength check?
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Post by Hannibal on Feb 20, 2015 18:08:36 GMT
Strength check will totally do it!
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Post by Bozza on Feb 20, 2015 18:59:58 GMT
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