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Post by southpaw on Feb 20, 2015 22:43:49 GMT
A soft patting on the back
"Shhhhh, its ok. We'll find some more rabbits for you to pet. Or eat. Or I don't really want to know why you want them."
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 20, 2015 22:44:39 GMT
Push Larry and raise club. "NO MORE RABBITS, NO MORE RABBITS EVER. DOGGERS DON'T GET RABBIT AGAIN OR I'LL SMASH YOU."
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 20, 2015 22:46:53 GMT
Bash it again, he's hurting the rabbit dogs. OOC: rolled a 10. Is there any chance I can break my ogre club? Yeah if you roll a 3 or below.
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Post by southpaw on Feb 20, 2015 22:55:57 GMT
"Okayokayokayokay" raising hands helplessly. "no more rabbits." I slowly reach for the back of my waistband and offer him the rolled up porn mag that was tucked there.
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 21, 2015 4:00:42 GMT
Gurgle. Roll spit bubble test. Pass spit bubble test. Blow spit bubbles.
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Post by southpaw on Feb 21, 2015 10:44:10 GMT
Now I'll take the chance to have a once over of the bloody remains and whatever's still standing in the shack to try and find some hint of where the balls we are
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 21, 2015 19:30:38 GMT
The remains of the shack have 3 wooden planks (+1 damage) some old circuits and a muddy part of a news paper clipping. The only discernible part is the title which reads "The story of Nick Wood Chopper and becoming the Tin Man."
You also find the same barrel that Cletus tried to smash. There is a lid on it but clear shouts for help inside. Blood has seeped through the seams in the wood.
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Post by southpaw on Feb 21, 2015 20:19:50 GMT
I ignore those findings and set about trying to get the barrel open somehow. Doing my best to make pleasant conversation about the weather and shiny road outside to whomever is trapped inside it
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 21, 2015 20:47:15 GMT
You open the barrel lid by the handle Inside is a talking dried shrunken head calling for help while trying to lick the blood from the bottom of the barrel. It has a gaunt face and short hair, it sees you and in a rasp voice says "Please... blood... please... feed me blood..."
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Post by southpaw on Feb 21, 2015 20:54:31 GMT
I'll keep the barrel lid as an impromptu shield. (I think that brings me up to 5 slots now I've dumped the porn)
My companion looks more open to self harm so I'll poke him towards the head
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 21, 2015 21:17:37 GMT
OOC: I want to do a dexterity/strength check to bite off Larry's finger when he pokes me.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 21, 2015 23:54:39 GMT
You roll a dexterity check and southy rolls a dexterity check. If yours is higher then you bite him (roll for strength to check damage) if his is highe then he pulls his finger away quick enough.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 21, 2015 23:55:21 GMT
I'll keep the barrel lid as an impromptu shield. (I think that brings me up to 5 slots now I've dumped the porn) My companion looks more open to self harm so I'll poke him towards the head Barrel lid is 1 armour.
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 21, 2015 23:57:05 GMT
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Post by southpaw on Feb 22, 2015 0:08:22 GMT
Erm. What am I rolling?
edit: What I mean is what dice
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