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Post by zerojoke on Feb 22, 2015 0:30:20 GMT
Erm. What am I rolling? edit: What I mean is what dice OOC: I think your dex is too low to beat mine. Sorry man. :[ edit: invisiblecastle.com/roller/
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Post by southpaw on Feb 22, 2015 0:42:20 GMT
Still fun to have a go. And I need to know for future reference anyway.
I did read the mechanics thread but I'm still confuddled.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 22, 2015 11:43:17 GMT
Still fun to have a go. And I need to know for future reference anyway. I did read the mechanics thread but I'm still confuddled. Yeah sorry for the lack of clarity. I've wen trying to adjust the rules so you guys can have more interactions between yourselves like you would in regular dnd.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 22, 2015 11:51:26 GMT
A hilarious consequence of the combat rules is this - larry bonds has his finger bit off by cletus,, totalling 22 damage (23-1 for armour). The damage proves too much for larry who dies howling, holding his bleeding 3 fingered hand.
The blood sprays into the barrel and the head laps it up becoming less gaunt and thanks cletus. "What is your name young man?" Asks the head to cletus.
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 22, 2015 13:12:29 GMT
Haha, wait what!?!
Shit, well, I guess I'm boned too then. Sorry Southpaw. :[
I tie the head to a strip of cloth and wear it around my neck. I mumble Cletus at it and walk down the road.
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Post by southpaw on Feb 22, 2015 14:08:28 GMT
Well...shit. I don't think Larry Bonds was going to survive long in this world anyway
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 22, 2015 14:09:17 GMT
Well...shit. I don't think Larry Bonds was going to survive long in this world anyway What with the poking and trying to be Mr. Smarty McCleverpants, I should say not. Had I known that a finger bite can be lethal, I would not have proceeded in that direction. :[
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Post by southpaw on Feb 22, 2015 14:13:12 GMT
Well...shit. I don't think Larry Bonds was going to survive long in this world anyway What with the poking and trying to be Mr. Smarty McCleverpants, I should say not. Had I known that a finger bite can be lethal, I would not have proceeded in that direction. :[ See, I thought it could be funny if everyone else were raging psychopaths and I was some poor middle class dude locked up for tax fraud or something. Turns out that idea doesn't work well in practice.
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 22, 2015 14:14:24 GMT
I thought it was pretty funny tbh. I don't think Cletus will last long on his own either though.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 22, 2015 14:54:44 GMT
That was a pretty hilarious death!
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 22, 2015 15:13:59 GMT
Cletus plays hacky sack with the head.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 23, 2015 22:21:52 GMT
Haha, wait what!?! Shit, well, I guess I'm boned too then. Sorry Southpaw. :[ I tie the head to a strip of cloth and wear it around my neck. I mumble Cletus at it and walk down the road. The yellow brick road heads both east and west. Which direction would you like to go?
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 23, 2015 22:25:25 GMT
I'll ask the head "What do?"
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 23, 2015 22:29:06 GMT
"We must go to the city in the west! We must seek help for Ku Klip and stop the impostor!"
Realising your lowly intellect, the head just tries to nod "that way" to the west.
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Post by zerojoke on Feb 23, 2015 23:02:08 GMT
So, I've been running through the woods, along this path or along a different one? I'd like to try to rejoin the main party, it's going to be kind of boring just playing with myself. Does Cletus need to do an intelligence check or anything to realize that they're probably to the East?
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