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Post by Bozza on Feb 25, 2015 23:32:18 GMT
Bubba comes to a halt "but they're pretty flowers"
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Post by thefishofdoom on Feb 25, 2015 23:43:38 GMT
"pretty dangerous flowers!"
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Post by LemonSloth on Feb 25, 2015 23:47:28 GMT
Susan pauses, then thinks for a minute.
"Bubba...don't touch the top. But...can you pick them all the way down at the bottom?"
He winces. He can already hear the jokes coming.
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Post by Bozza on Feb 25, 2015 23:56:36 GMT
Bubba stands confused (as always) looking at Susan. but he trusts Susan as she gave him a big chocolate pineapple Malteser for breakfast and that means Susan is nice. He puts a finger into his mouth and then puts it into the back of his trousers. A look of pain grows on his face....then he relaxes and looks at Susan, "Now what?" he asks smiling. "I can only get one finger in...On a hot day, I can get two*"
*OoC: True story behind that line. Came from a very scary kid, a mate's brother, who said the weirdest stuff. He's probably in jail now for killing animals or something.
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Post by thefishofdoom on Feb 26, 2015 0:05:24 GMT
Smiling Jack falls down laughing.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 26, 2015 0:21:05 GMT
Fuck's sake bozza...
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Post by thefishofdoom on Feb 26, 2015 1:15:17 GMT
my kingdom for seeing sloth's face when he reads this.
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Post by LemonSloth on Feb 26, 2015 8:09:30 GMT
Oh my God I have not laughed that hard in a long time. I'm also mildly horrified.
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Post by Bozza on Feb 26, 2015 8:11:04 GMT
OoC: Art imitates life.
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Post by LemonSloth on Feb 26, 2015 13:21:31 GMT
Susan pauses, not sure what to think.
"Err...why don't you wash your hands in the river, Bubba?" he asks. He struggles to hide the disgust in his voice.
That's it. I'm officially fucked!
Susan takes out his pick and hacks at the base of the flowers, trying to keep as much distance as he can.
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Post by Mascarenhas on Feb 26, 2015 18:09:44 GMT
You slowly cut a path through the poppies. You make it 30 meters before you see a concrete bunker on the side of the river. A short distance away, 2 figures wearing gas masks and containment suits hold hands.
You could probably sneak up on them.
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Post by Bozza on Feb 26, 2015 18:39:26 GMT
"Let's sneak up on them", says Bubba hitting the palm of his hand with the stick "we can give 'em a nice surprise!!"
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Post by LemonSloth on Feb 26, 2015 19:17:39 GMT
"Good plan Bubba!" Susan says.
But not with you, you lovable lummox. But what if there's more?
"Bubba, sneak up from over there," he points left, "Jack, sneak up on them from this angle. I'll come in from behind. Make sure you watch for other soldiers first!"
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Post by Bozza on Feb 26, 2015 19:28:07 GMT
Bubba thinks for a while, nods and moves off to the left.
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Post by thefishofdoom on Feb 26, 2015 20:11:56 GMT
Jack moves off to the right as if to sneak up on them... then charges full spead at them while laughing hysterically, swinging his kusarigama in a great swinging arc.
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